I used to wear my heart on my sleeve. Now I wear it on the internet.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Every conversation I've ever had with a dry cleaner
Me: Hi, I'd like to get my [garment] dry cleaned. Dry Cleaner: Okay, when do you want it back? Me: Uh, when will it be done? DC: What's today? [Monday]? [Wednesday]. Me: Okay, then I want it back on [Wednesday].